they were right. guns don’t kill people. people kill people. people are now illegal and the crime rate is zero

(via virginitity)


in my 8th grade english class, we had to make mother’s day cards, and i didn’t feel like making one, so i was like “my mom died six months before i was born” and started crying, and she believed me and i didn’t have to do it

i mean you’d think a teacher would know someone can’t give birth 6 months after dying

(Source: vanxty, via theblackship)