gacob:

they were right. guns don’t kill people. people kill people. people are now illegal and the crime rate is zero

(via virginitity)

whydgn:

in my 8th grade english class, we had to make mother’s day cards, and i didn’t feel like making one, so i was like “my mom died six months before i was born” and started crying, and she believed me and i didn’t have to do it

i mean you’d think a teacher would know someone can’t give birth 6 months after dying

(Source: vanxty, via theblackship)